W-What?!

    "Well, If it Aint Descole!" Broneph pats his back. "How’ve ya been?"

  1. the-american-sweetheart:

xinerasablexsinx:

inameisalyssa:

kissedmequiteinsane:

icouldbeslightlymoresonic:

doctor-whootowl:

lolsofunny:

THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
GET A MOTHERFUCKING JOB TO SAVE UP SOME GODDAMN MONEY FOR A FUCKING VACATION FOR THE WHOLE DAMN FAMILY
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

^ this will never not make me laugh

 My stomach hurts from laughing. I think I just had like, a full hour’s workout from reading that.

it’s safe to say i’ve reblogged this over 10 times and it’s still my all-time favorite post ever

Holy mother fucking shit life is complete loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

OH GOD IT’S BACK HAHAHAHA MUST REBLOG

It’s back, oh god.

    the-american-sweetheart:

    xinerasablexsinx:

    inameisalyssa:

    kissedmequiteinsane:

    icouldbeslightlymoresonic:

    doctor-whootowl:

    lolsofunny:

    THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

    AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

    AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

    AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

    AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

    WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

    GET A MOTHERFUCKING JOB TO SAVE UP SOME GODDAMN MONEY FOR A FUCKING VACATION FOR THE WHOLE DAMN FAMILY

    BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

    THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

    AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

    AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

    I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

    THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

    WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

    WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

    I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

    HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

    UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

    TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

    HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

    ^ this will never not make me laugh

     My stomach hurts from laughing.
    I think I just had like, a full hour’s workout from reading that.

    it’s safe to say i’ve reblogged this over 10 times and it’s still my all-time favorite post ever

    Holy mother fucking shit life is complete loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

    OH GOD IT’S BACK HAHAHAHA MUST REBLOG

    It’s back, oh god.

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  3. Been a while since I’ve been ‘round ere!

    Did’ja miss me?

  4. zukiipukii:

he reminds me of some kind of dog heh
ok I’m done. this is stupid

    zukiipukii:

    he reminds me of some kind of dog heh

    ok I’m done. this is stupid

  5. askenemydescole:

Reinel: Let’s go..
Descole: Fishing? -looks- And anyway why are you so interested, I could be pedobear, or Kyubee … want to make a contract with me to become a Puella Magic?

    askenemydescole:

    Reinel: Let’s go..

    Descole: Fishing? -looks- And anyway why are you so interested, I could be pedobear, or Kyubee  want to make a contract with me to become a Puella Magic?

Names Broneph Reinel, but 'cha can call me Bro. I own a group called Tagent*. Got some clues or plans for me ta' foil? [ BEWARE This RP of Broneph is mostly HEADCANON, Due to the fact that much isnt known about him With the-tumbling-puzzlers, and here is my main ]
{* Im not sure if he actually is the leader of this group or anything. Its only a guess. }